The back room: five taps on the logo, not three on the scoreboard

The weapon-test cheat sat on the SCOREBOARD, where a single tap is the miss-log
overlay — so the thing you tap to read a log was also the thing that opened a
sandbox mid-run, three taps in, by accident. That tap does one job again.

The cheats now live behind five taps on the splash logo, where nothing marks
them and nothing in play can reach them:

  WEAPON TEST  the old sandbox. It stocked only the BARREL weapons, on a screen
               called the weapon test — it stocks every weapon in the game now,
               eight of the nine slots.
  BOSS TEST    a portrait of every chapter boss, built by asking bossArt() what
               each chapter gets, so the list cannot drift from what a run
               actually spawns. Pick one and you land in a real fight at that
               chapter's game number with the full arsenal at ×99.

Neither is a special mode: both ride the transition out with laserScene's trick
(force the turn, then step the ten-second cinematic out in one frame) and hand
you the ordinary update loop, ordinary scoring, ordinary death. A test that
plays by different rules tells you nothing about the game.

Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 5 <noreply@anthropic.com>

index.html

@@ -118,13 +118,15 @@
   /* ONE overlay, four panels, swapped by #intro[data-stage]. Keeping the backdrop and the card frame
      alive across every screen is the point — a screen that unmounts the whole overlay flashes the
      court through between menus. */
-  #splash, #setup, #stats, #ranks, #newbest { display: none; }
+  #splash, #setup, #stats, #ranks, #newbest, #secret, #bosses { display: none; }
   #intro[data-stage="splash"] #splash { display: flex; flex-direction: column; flex: 1; }
   /* flex COLUMN, not block: it is what lets the footer's margin-top:auto reach the bottom of a
      screen whose content does not fill it */
   #intro[data-stage="setup"]  #setup,
   #intro[data-stage="stats"]  #stats,
   #intro[data-stage="ranks"]  #ranks,
+  #intro[data-stage="secret"] #secret,
+  #intro[data-stage="bosses"] #bosses,
   #intro[data-stage="newbest"] #newbest { display: flex; flex-direction: column; flex: 1;
                                         animation: drop 0.3s ease-out; }
   /* the overlay is HIDDEN during play, not removed: a restart puts it straight back, and the
@@ -180,6 +182,19 @@
   #tours button.on { border-color: var(--acid); background: rgba(188,212,85,0.09); }
   #tours img { height: 88px; width: auto; display: block; image-rendering: pixelated; }
   #tours b { font: 400 11px Silkscreen, monospace; color: var(--cream); letter-spacing: 0.5px; }
+  /* THE BOSS PICKER (back room). Two columns of portraits, because you pick a boss by looking at
+     him — the tile is mostly art. Same plate as the tour tiles above; the grid is what makes ten
+     of them fit on a phone. */
+  #bossList { display: grid; grid-template-columns: 1fr 1fr; gap: 8px; padding-bottom: 14px; }
+  #bossList button { display: flex; flex-direction: column; align-items: center; gap: 5px;
+                     padding: 8px 6px 10px; background: var(--panel); border: 2px solid var(--line);
+                     color: inherit; font: inherit; cursor: pointer;
+                     -webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; }
+  #bossList img { height: 78px; width: auto; display: block; image-rendering: pixelated; }
+  #bossList b { font: 400 9px Silkscreen, monospace; color: var(--cream); letter-spacing: 0.5px;
+                text-align: center; line-height: 1.35; }
+  #bossList i { font: 400 8px Silkscreen, monospace; color: var(--dim); font-style: normal;
+                letter-spacing: 1px; }
   /* a row, not a stacked tile: three 3:2 tiles stacked fill a phone twice over, and the art still
      reads at this size. -webkit-tap-highlight-color kills iOS's blue flash over the pixel art. */
   #courtList button.court { display: flex; align-items: center; gap: 11px; width: 100%;
@@ -343,6 +358,23 @@
       <h3>BEST SINGLE RUN<span>KILLS · GAMES</span></h3>
       <div id="rkList"></div>
     </div>
+    <!-- THE BACK ROOM. Five taps on the logo (main.js) and nothing else — no button anywhere hints
+         at it, which is the whole point: it replaced a triple-tap on the in-play scoreboard that
+         players kept tripping by accident. -->
+    <div id="secret">
+      <div class="hdr"><button class="chev" id="scBack">&lsaquo;</button><h2>BACK ROOM</h2></div>
+      <div class="foot bare">
+        <button class="btn big" id="scWeapons">WEAPON TEST</button>
+        <button class="btn big" id="scBosses">BOSS TEST</button>
+      </div>
+    </div>
+    <!-- one tile per chapter boss, built from config.bossArt in main.js: adding a design to the
+         roster puts it on this screen and never touches this markup -->
+    <div id="bosses">
+      <div class="hdr"><button class="chev" id="bsBack">&lsaquo;</button><h2>BOSS TEST</h2></div>
+      <h3>PICK A CHAPTER<span>FULL ARSENAL</span></h3>
+      <div id="bossList"></div>
+    </div>
     <!-- shown only when a run beats your own best kill count — see main.js askName -->
     <div id="newbest">
       <div class="mid">
@@ -359,6 +391,6 @@
     </div>
   </div>
 </div>
-<script type="module" src="main.js?v=139"></script>
+<script type="module" src="main.js?v=140"></script>
 </body>
 </html>