THE FLICK. "when returning a ball with a spin it seems too sensitive, 8/10 times the ball lands out." Arithmetic, not feel. The singles line is 4.115 m; an aimed shot targeted a flat ax*3.3 and THEN added err() on top — up to +-2.4 m at quality 0 — so a flicked return landed as wide as 5.7 m, and the only clamp in the path sat at +-5, outside the court. An UNAIMED return targets 0 + the same scatter and is therefore always in: aiming was the thing losing the point, which is backwards for the mode's one act of skill. TUNE.flickReach scales the aim width by the same quality the scatter shrinks with, so the two can never sum past the line — worst case 1.49+2.4 = 3.89, and a perfectly timed flick still gets the full 3.3 with nothing left to scatter. The test asserts that sum across the whole quality range rather than sampling rallies. Not named `aimReach`: that key already exists further down TUNE (the slingshot's 22 m aim ray) and the duplicate silently won until a test caught it. The placement ring carries `q` now and is the flick's receipt — tight and hot when your timing earned the full width, wide and dim when you barely got a racket on it. Without it the rule is invisible: the shot just goes less wide. THE FALL (handoff item 4). A point that takes a limb knocks the body down and it drags itself up short of it. The three collapse frames wear the stage it STILL WAS and the rise wears the stage it has BECOME — that order is the whole beat, and it is what turns a popping wound stage into something the point did. Own clock beside the horde's warning, for the reason this file keeps relearning (a beat that moves the phase under a latch strands it); the 'over' beat it sets outlives the fall so it cannot expire into setupPoint() mid-collapse. Only fires when the stage actually moved — a quarter off a full pool is 0.75, so point one has no limb to explain and a second of collapse for nothing is a beat the player waits out. THE OPPONENT SERVES (handoff item 7), and it was mostly switched off rather than missing. setupPoint already placed a non-player server behind its own baseline and armed aiServeT; update() already tossed and struck for O. Both were gated on `G.mode === 'tennis'` and the match runs in splatter under a permanent interlude — one condition. Genuinely new: service alternates at each game boundary (the match calls advancePoint directly and the flip lives in tennis's pointTo, which it bypasses — the same shape as the G.serveNum bug), the zombie takes O's mark so picture and ballistics agree on where it stands, and the serve poses are named onto it because O is invisible here. racketStage() moves to config: drawZombie and the fall must not answer the same question twice, which is how the boss's skins and its blood drifted apart. Docs: PROJECT.md gains THE ZOMBIE FAMILY PIPELINE — the measured API contract (4K is a parameter and the default is 1K; n is 1 so "return both" is not a thing; aspect is an enum so pad to it), why magenta stays despite green being the documented key, and the two things _zsheet.py must do globally. Verified in the browser: brute in the match, z_brfall2 -> z_brw1rise on a wounding point, and bounce -> toss -> serve off the opponent's own baseline. 58 tests green. Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 5 <noreply@anthropic.com>
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HANDOFF — ZOMBIE TENNIS, making it a real mode
TEMPORARY FILE. Written 2026-08-12 because a session ran out of context mid-slice. When the work
below is done, fold anything durable into PROJECT.md (the only planning document) and delete
this file. It is deliberately not in the Dockerfile COPY — docs are not served.
Read PROJECT.md first, as always — especially "How to work on this", the invariants, and the
drill/match session logs (passes 13-23), which carry the reasoning behind every number named here.
Where things stand
Zombie tennis is a back-room prototype that plays well on a real phone ("big improvement on real
mobile"). Entry: splash → five taps in the top-left corner (#hot) → MATCH TEST, or #match.
Sibling prototypes there: WEAPON TEST, BOSS TEST, DRILL TEST (the abandoned cognitive mode — see
below). 49 tests green, seeds clean. Last commit 9b9f18d, index.html at ?v=176.
What it is: real tennis against the racket zombie. One game per opponent, tap-and-timing
controls, the deuce/ad serve positions, and the score is the body — each point you win takes a
quarter of its pool and walks it through its wound stages; the game-winning point fells it and a
fresh opponent shambles on. Its points draw your blood (matchPlayerHp 8, matchHeal 2 per game
won). It runs on a PERMANENT interlude — G.interlude is what makes serving tennis-like, hides the
rack and wakes racketAI — and the only change is in resolveInterlude, which feeds matchPoint
instead of ending anything. All of it is ~120 lines in beats.js.
The ladder escalates in racketAI, not hp: speed (matchSpeedBase/Per), whiff
(matchFlub/FlubKeep), width (matchWideBase/WidePer), pace (matchOppPace/PacePer). Player
side: matchAssist, matchReach.
THE DECISION JUST MADE — scoring model A
Oliver picked A: blood-only, of three options offered:
- A (chosen) — the run is one long bleed across opponents; losing a game costs nothing but the blood already spent, and heals are how you last. The measure becomes OPPONENTS FELLED.
- B — tennis-true: a lost game ends the run. Rejected for now (worth one playtest someday; it might be the mode's real personality).
- C — hybrid, a lost game drops you an opponent. Rejected.
Important context for whoever implements this: Oliver believed losing a match killed him ("i really die losing one match"). It does not — he was bleeding out during deuce wars and hitting zero at their game point. That misreading is itself the bug to fix: the mode is not communicating its own rules. Model A only works if the player can see they are bleeding, not losing.
The build slice, in order
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Run summary + the measureDONE (2026-08-12, staging). The measure is OPPONENTS FELLED, in play (OPPONENT n · m FELLEDunder the board) and on the death screen (BLED OUT./FELLED n OPPONENTS · m GAMES). No second localStorage key: a match run is banked through the sameendRunwith a mode tag — see "The record shape" below. The blood also got a readout, one pip per hit left beside the board, because the vignette says "worse" and never says "how many". -
Named opponent listDONE, partly. Opponent N takes design N's name off the chapter roster (matchFoein config, rows inconfig.OPPONENTS) plus a personality that is DIALS — pace, width, flub, speed scalings on numbersracketAIalready reads. Name plate on the walk-on, the board names it (short), and the kill files under it so the OPPONENTS FELLED screen can list it. (The word "ladder" was retired — it had come to mean the opponent list, the wound stages AND a stats screen. One word per thing now: OPPONENTS, WOUND STAGES, and a sprite FAMILY.) Still open, and still the cheapest depth in the mode:shots[]and the PARRY are fully built and completely unused here. A body-shot thrower is a personality no dial can express. -
Wound-driven play (small, big payoff) — the injuries should MEAN something: a one-armed opponent loses reach, a headless one flubs more. Score-is-the-body becomes score-changes-the-game. Read the fraction the way
drawZombieandbleed()do (never literal hp). The art is now there for it: every wound stage has its own ready stance, shuffle pair and forehand (z_rw1*,z_rw2*), so a wounded opponent still plays rather than reverting to a walk. -
The fall animationDONE (2026-08-12). Point won → the body COLLAPSES → drags itself up minus the limb.beats.tickMatchFall, on its OWN clock beside the horde's warning (a beat that moves the phase under a latch strands it — the mgT lock, again); the 'over' beat it also sets is only there to keep the court quiet and is deliberately set to OUTLIVE the fall, so it cannot expire intosetupPoint()mid-collapse and hand the player a serve over a body on the ground. The contract, and the whole point of the beat: the three collapse frames wear the stage it STILL WAS, the rise wears the stage it has BECOME. Frames are named throughzb.showFrame(the bench's own override, which already degrades a missing stage to the healthy frame). Only when the stage actually moved — a quarter off a full pool is 0.75, so point one crosses nothing and a second of collapse for nothing is a beat the player waits out. -
Menu entryDONE. Three modes on the setup screen, fromconfig.MODES. The back room keeps its door (MATCH TEST still works) — the menu did not replace it, it just stopped being the only way in. -
Teaching (small) — a ghost-hand lesson for the PLACEMENT FLICK. It is the counter-attack (flick during the swing aims the return; wrong-footing is how points are won) and it is taught nowhere on touch. The placement ring (
G.placeMark) already shows the result; nothing teaches the cause. -
Opponent serve gamesDONE (2026-08-12), and it was almost entirely switched off rather than missing.setupPoint's tennis branch already placed a non-player server behind its own baseline and armedG.aiServeT;update()already tossed and struck for O. Both were gated onG.mode === 'tennis', and the match runs in splatter under a permanent interlude — one condition. What was genuinely new: service alternates at each game boundary (the match callsadvancePointdirectly, and the flip lives in tennis'spointTo, which the match bypasses — the same shape as theG.serveNumbug above), the zombie takes O's mark when it serves so the picture and the ballistics agree on where it stands, and the serve POSES are named onto it (bounce→toss→serve, held briefly after contact) because O is invisible here. Known simplification: the interlude's line-call branch has no serve box and no second serve, so a missed opponent serve is simply the player's point. Add faults when it matters.
What the 2026-08-12 session added beyond the slice
CLASSIC TENNIS is a real mode, not the opener with the turn switched off. Oliver: "if the core
tennis is good everything else is good." Six games with a two-game lead is a set,
TUNE.classicSets is the match, no tiebreak (marked ponytail: — add it when a real match actually
stalls at 6-6). The CPU stops rubber-banding there: aiFlubLoss exists to get a new player PAST the
opener and would have him in pieces by the second set.
A second ENDING, with no corpse in it. G.done = {won, t} — same summary and gated tap as the
death screen, its own words, the man still standing. All three endings share one render block; three
copies of it would drift the first time one moved.
THE RECORD SHAPE — read this before touching stats.js. One character m on the run record
(gore / zombie tennis / classic; absent means gore, so no migration). The record's two headline
slots carry each MODE's own two numbers:
| mode | g |
s |
dead |
|---|---|---|---|
| gore | games survived | sets banked | died |
| zombie tennis | opponents felled | games played | died |
| classic | games played | sets won | match LOST |
g is what everything ranks on, so each mode's real measure goes in that slot and there is no second
best stored anywhere to drift. read(period, runs, mode) filters; the stats screen is one function
with three sets of words (BODY COUNT / OPPONENTS FELLED / THE RECORD). The world board stays the gore
mode's — it ranks kills in a run, and a five-body match would post a "5 kills" row next to a
300-kill massacre. A tennis board would rank FELLED with points won as the tiebreak; that is a
server change.
THE MATCH OPPONENT HAS ITS OWN SPRITES (z_r*), drawn off the living opponent's poses: ready
stance, shuffle pair, forehand, at each wound stage, both tours. z_c* (the turned CPU) is
untouched and keeps its shamble — in the gore mode shambling is the right thing for it to do. The
frame is picked off racketAI's own pose, so the picture cannot drift from the behaviour.
Expansion ideas that survived discussion, in PROJECT.md's LATER: the tournament frame
(QUALIFYING → ROUND OF 16 → THE FINAL vs THE CHAMPION — gives the run a destination), the Hawk-Eye
challenge as an earned continue, sudden-death deuce past a given opponent, doubles, and item 7:
multiplayer (ghost match first).
THE TOOL THAT MATTERS: the flight recorder
Four rounds of "still the same behaviour" were ended by watching Oliver play, not by measuring with
an autopilot. Autopilot measurement lied for three passes straight because the autopilot set
autoAssist by hand and therefore had legs the real player did not.
Recipe — inject into the Browser pane, let him play, then read it:
window.__rec = { losses: [], wins: [], trail: [] };
let lastPts = '0-0', lastHp = null;
setInterval(() => {
const T = window.T; if (!T || !T.G.match) return;
const G = T.G, ball = T.ball, P = T.P;
window.__rec.trail.push({ pts: T.score.pts.join('-'), phase: G.phase, hp: G.hp,
bx: +ball.x.toFixed(1), bz: +ball.z.toFixed(1), bAct: ball.active, bLast: ball.lastHit,
px: +P.x.toFixed(1), pz: +P.z.toFixed(1), swing: P.swingT >= 0 });
if (window.__rec.trail.length > 100) window.__rec.trail.shift();
const pts = T.score.pts.join('-');
if (pts !== lastPts) {
const wasO = pts.split('-')[1] !== lastPts.split('-')[1] || (pts === '0-0' && G.hp < (lastHp ?? G.hp));
(wasO ? window.__rec.losses : window.__rec.wins).push({ at: pts, from: lastPts, trail: window.__rec.trail.slice(-30) });
lastPts = pts;
}
lastHp = G.hp;
}, 16);
Then classify each loss by: minimum player↔ball gap, whether he swung at closest approach, how far he ran, where the ball died. That triple diagnosed every defect in the contact chain.
- Sample at 60 Hz, not 20 — a 20 Hz sampler overstates closest approach by up to ~0.5 m on a 20 m/s ball, which is the entire size of the effect being measured.
- It is passive. Do not "help" the player from inside it.
- A page reload wipes it. Re-arm after every module refresh.
THE FLICK WAS LOSING THE POINT (fixed 2026-08-12)
Oliver: "when returning a ball with a spin on the screen that seems to be too sensitive, 8/10 times
the ball lands out." It was arithmetic, not feel. The singles line is 4.115 m. An aimed shot
targeted a flat ax * 3.3 and THEN added err() on top — up to ±aimError (2.4 m) at quality 0 —
so a flicked return landed as wide as 5.7 m, and the only clamp in the path was at ±5, outside
the court. An UNAIMED return targets 0 + the same scatter and is therefore always in. Aiming was
the thing that lost the point, which is exactly backwards for the mode's one act of skill.
TUNE.flickReach (0.45) scales the aim width by the same quality the scatter shrinks with, so the
two can never sum past the line: worst case 1.49 + 2.4 = 3.89 at quality 0, and a perfectly timed
flick still gets the full 3.3 with no scatter left on it. A test asserts that sum across the whole
quality range rather than sampling rallies. Not named aimReach — that key already exists further
down TUNE (the slingshot's aim-ray length, 22 m) and the duplicate silently won, which a test caught.
The placement ring carries q now and reads as the flick's receipt: tight and hot when your timing
earned the full width, wide and dim when you barely got a racket on it. Without it the new rule is
invisible — the shot simply goes less wide and nothing says why.
Traps this mode has already sprung (do not re-learn these)
autoAssistis 0 onpointer: fine. The desktop pane has no auto-run. The match floors it withmatchAssist, andassistK()is shared by the mover ANDintercept— computing reachability with the raw knob made the planner answer "run home" forever.- The contact chain is three separate things: LEGS (
matchAssist) → DESTINATION (assistKinintercept, plus theanyHitshort-ball candidate that chases dying rollers) → REACH (matchReach). Each was a separate defect found in a separate recorded session. ball.lastHitmust be stamped bytossBall. A stale'O'on a toss from behind the baseline read as the opponent's passing shot: a point and blood PER TAP. Fixed, but the shape recurs — anything that revives the ball must own it.G.serveNumis only reset by tennis'spointTo, which the match bypasses.matchReady()resets it; a new mode with its own point boundary must too.- A 20 Hz snapshot of a population that legitimately empties is not a measurement (this cost a
flaky test that blocked the pipeline). The suite is seeded —
SEED=1234 node test.jsfuzzes; a fixed seed can silently turn a guarded test into a no-op, so check guards still run. ?v=in index.html on every push, or phones keep the old build. BumpSPRVtoo if sprites change.stats.bankedis only cleared by a KILL, and classic tennis has none — so the second and every later classic match of a session was silently swallowed by the double-bank guard.beginRun()is the reset now andrestartRuncalls it. Any future mode with no kills in it needs that path._fine.pyused to key EVERY magenta pixel, not just the background — and the generator paints racket strings in the backdrop colour more often than not, so sheet after sheet installed a body holding an empty hoop. Fixed (flood from the border; interior magenta is repainted pale grey), but check a new sheet's rackets anyway. While fixing it:Image.fromarrayimages are READ-ONLY and PIL'sfloodfillswallows the write error and returns having filled nothing.- The regen detail bar RATCHETS against the file being replaced. A repose of art that is already
fine (
check: 'same') can be rejected for not out-detailing a redraw;'loose'is the right bar for that job, and resetting the placeholder to the coarse original resets the bar.
The art pipeline
A new opponent FAMILY is now one API call and one script — read PROJECT.md, "THE ZOMBIE FAMILY
PIPELINE" before generating one. The one-line version: ask for all 31 figures in a single sheet
(one roll, one character, by construction), poses from an existing family and identity from one
reference frame with each image's JOB named in the prompt, then assets/_zsheet.py cuts it back down
with ONE global scale and ONE global palette.
The older nine-batch flow (_regen.py, _master.py) is still right for single sheets, remasters and
the boss roster, and PROJECT.md, "THE ART PIPELINE, corrected" still governs it. Run
python3 assets/_regen.py --verify <batches> before trusting any chained batch: it is what proved
27 of the parked brute's 31 frames were never art.
The match opponent's own art is complete — 31 frames, three wound stages, the serve and the fall —
and the BRUTE is live beside it (ZFAMS has 'br', the KEEPER wears it), generated by the new path.
Do not
- Re-add regicide to the match (killing the body with a smash) — removed deliberately; it made every hard serve a free unaimed kill and smeared the score-is-the-body relationship.
- Turn
drillOneShoton as a default — it skips everyZWOUNDstage, so the roster's best art never renders. - Touch the gore mode's contact/recovery rules while tuning the match.
matchReachand the centre-recovery are match-only ON PURPOSE; gore splatter's tight contact and depth-only recovery protect the sidestep. - Revive the TRIAGE DRILL without a new idea. It is still in the back room and it works exactly as designed, but it failed the only test that matters: "i think the normal player does not grasp this." Four designs died learning that an invented rule needs teaching; the rules a scene already implies do not. That is why the match is tennis.