wuwiandClaude Opus 5.5
806a739c6f
cut.py --cut ad: a plummy announcer (one gpt-audio read per line, ad.sh) sells St. Mordred's over the creepiest takes with yellow 80s supers, a PLAY/STOP VCR read-out, two testimonials from the real lines and the small print read at speed, until the game's umpire says "Quiet." and the jingle dies. A VHS grade (chroma smear, scanlines, tape wobble) is the cut's own. gen.py learns a voice command; one new silent Doris take. Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 5.5 <noreply@anthropic.com>
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27 lines
1.9 KiB
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#!/bin/sh
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# MEMBERSHIP: the club's own 1980s recruitment advert. Every announcer line is its own read, so each
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# can sit on its own shot. usage: sh tools/trailer/ad.sh <line>... (parallel)
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cd "$(dirname "$0")/../.."
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V="uv run -q --with requests --with pillow python tools/trailer/gen.py voice"
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STYLE="An over-enthusiastic 1980s British television advert announcer: a warm, plummy, upper-class southern English accent, a big beaming smile in the voice, bouncy, salesy, slightly too cheerful."
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FAST="A 1980s British television advert announcer reading the legal small print at the very end of an advert: extremely fast, flat, barely breathing, every word still intelligible, upper-class southern English accent."
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line() {
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case $1 in
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v01) $V v01 "$STYLE" "Looking for a tennis club with real tradition?" ;;
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v02) $V v02 "$STYLE" "Since eighteen seventy-seven, Saint Mor-dreds has offered the finest grass courts in the county..." ;;
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v03) $V v03 "$STYLE" "...lovingly tended by our dedicated ground staff..." ;;
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v04) $V v04 "$STYLE" "...with our very own lawn tonic!" ;;
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v05) $V v05 "$STYLE" "Treat yourself to strawberries and cream..." ;;
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v06) $V v06 "$STYLE" "...served fresh daily!" ;;
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v07) $V v07 "$STYLE" "Join a warm, welcoming community of members..." ;;
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v08) $V v08 "$STYLE" "...with officials who never miss a thing!" ;;
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v09) $V v09 "$STYLE" "Our umpire has presided over every match since nineteen-oh-eight..." ;;
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v10) $V v10 "$STYLE" "...including our longest-running fixture!" ;;
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v11) $V v11 "$STYLE" "But don't just take our word for it!" ;;
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v12) $V v12 "$STYLE" "Saint Mor-dreds Lawn Tennis Club. Lifetime membership... now open!" ;;
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v13) $V v13 "$FAST" "Membership is for life. Membership does not end with life. Members may not leave the grounds. Strawberries are not fresh. Terms and conditions apply." ;;
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*) echo "unknown line $1" ;;
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esac
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}
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for n in "$@"; do line "$n" & done; wait
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