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wuwiandClaude Opus 5 55ddf5932e Fix the serve deadlock, give the mop boy a job, align net and umpire
The freeze first: G.mgT only counted down inside `G.phase === 'rally'`, so
anything that moved the phase mid-burst — a scheduled duel calling setupPoint —
stranded it above zero forever. mgT > 0 is one of keyPressed's early returns, so
no tap could serve again, and the yellow shape over the player's head was
drawMgRacket's muzzle flash still being drawn. Fixed at the root (the clock ticks
in every phase, only the pellets are gated on rally) and semantically: starting a
duel cancels any burst, because the duel is tennis.

The mop boy now does an actual round: walk to the biggest nearby stain, stand on
it and push the mop while the cycle animates in place, scrub it out, move to the
next, then leave. Gore fades ~3.5x faster while he is stopped and working than
when walking past, so the stain dies under him instead of fading as he drifts by.
boyMaxJobs caps the round so a kill streak can't employ him forever.

Applause: the clip is 4.16s and always plays in full, but every cheer() passed a
shorter beat, so the stand sat down while it was still audible. Floored at the
clip length. New, much bolder clap frame — the re-roll came back brighter and
bluer, which would have flashed the whole stand, so it is colour-matched to frame
one per channel on mean and sd before quantising.

Net and umpire were both wrong since forever: netW was the singles-stick width
(10.06) against a court drawn to the doubles lines, so the net stopped 0.46m
short each side; the chair's near legs stood 0.45m inside the sideline. Both now
sit exactly on the doubles line.

26-game soak clean, no stalls. Serve returns 134/150 = 89.3% +/-2.5% with the
wider net (the bar is inside one sigma), 30 human-tapped points = 50 hits /
0 whiffs.

Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 5 <noreply@anthropic.com>
2026-07-27 18:09:18 +03:00

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<div id="hint">move: WASD/arrows &nbsp;·&nbsp; serve/swing: SPACE &nbsp;·&nbsp; aim: hold a direction while swinging &nbsp;·&nbsp; T: tuning panel</div>
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<p class="slogan">Fifteen. Thirty. Forty. <b>Dead.</b></p>
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<p><span>👆</span> tap — serve + swing</p>
<p><span>👉</span> flick — aimed shot</p>
<p><span>✋</span> drag — run <em>(auto-run is on)</em></p>
<p class="kb"><span>⌨️</span> WASD / arrows + SPACE</p>
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