${c.name}${c.sub}`;
// Tapping a tile SELECTS it and nothing more. It used to start the match on the spot, which gave
// you no way to look at the three of them and no way back out of the screen.
b.addEventListener('click', () => {
picked = c.id;
for (const el of courtList.children) el.classList.toggle('on', el === b);
});
courtList.appendChild(b);
}
function start() {
if (!menuUp()) return;
selectCourt(picked);
menuDuck(true); // the theme belongs to the menus — hand the court over to the ambience
intro.hidden = true; ambient(); voice('quiet_please'); // low atmosphere bed starts with the first gesture
}
document.getElementById('mStart').addEventListener('click', () => go('courts'));
document.getElementById('mTut').addEventListener('click', () => { tutPage = 0; drawTut(); go('tutorial'); });
document.getElementById('cStart').addEventListener('click', start);
document.getElementById('cBack').addEventListener('click', () => go('splash'));
// --- the tutorial, narrated by Marvin the mop boy. Pure data: a page is a Marvin pose, an optional
// picture already in assets/, and his lines.
const TUT = [
{ pose: 1, say: ["I'm MARVIN. I mop the court.",
"Lately there is a great deal more to mop.",
"Let me show you how this goes."] },
{ pose: 2, shot: 'tut_serve', say: ["First it is just TENNIS.",
"TAP once to toss, tap again to serve.",
"FLICK toward where you want it.",
"DRAG to run — though he mostly runs himself."] },
{ pose: 4, say: ["Then, at some point, the other fellow...",
"stops being the other fellow.",
"Nobody stops the match. Nobody ever does."] },
{ pose: 2, shot: 'tut_aim', say: ["Now you do not rally. You AIM.",
"DRAG AT THEM from your man and let go.",
"The further you drag, the harder it lands.",
"A soft one only makes them cross."] },
{ pose: 2, shot: 'tut_rack', say: ["I bring tins out to the rack down there.",
"BOMBS, TRIPLES, FIRE, and the GUN.",
"Tap the rack to load one, then serve it.",
"Do try not to hit me with them."] },
{ pose: 3, shot: 'tut_duel', say: ["Sometimes the umpire calls order back.",
"One point, tennis rules, against one of them.",
"The lines are live again. Do not miss."] },
{ pose: 1, say: ["That is the lot. Mind the deep ones.",
"And if it all goes wrong —",
"I will be along with the mop."] },
];
let tutPage = 0;
const tSay = document.getElementById('tSay'), tMarvin = document.getElementById('tMarvin');
const tShot = document.getElementById('tShot');
const tDots = document.getElementById('tDots'), tNext = document.getElementById('tNext');
function drawTut() {
const p = TUT[tutPage];
tMarvin.src = `assets/marvin${p.pose}.png?v=92`;
tShot.style.display = p.shot ? 'block' : 'none';
if (p.shot) tShot.src = `assets/${p.shot}.png?v=93`;
tSay.innerHTML = p.say.map(l => `${l}
`).join(''); tDots.textContent = TUT.map((_, i) => i === tutPage ? '●' : '·').join(''); tNext.textContent = tutPage === TUT.length - 1 ? 'DONE' : 'NEXT'; } tNext.addEventListener('click', () => { if (tutPage < TUT.length - 1) { tutPage++; drawTut(); } else go('splash'); }); document.getElementById('tBack').addEventListener('click', () => { if (tutPage > 0) { tutPage--; drawTut(); } else go('splash'); }); // THE FIRST TAP ANYWHERE ON THE OVERLAY STARTS THE THEME, and does nothing else — the screens have // real buttons now. This is the gesture the autoplay policy is waiting for, which is why the theme // is not started at boot. menuMusic itself is a no-op once the bed exists (loopBed's beds.has // guard), so coming back from a run picks up the track already playing rather than restarting it. intro.addEventListener('pointerdown', () => menuMusic()); // which build am I looking at? Push = deploy and the browser cannot see git, so the served file's // own timestamp IS the version marker — it changes on every deploy, with nothing to remember to bump. // Match it against `git log -1 --format=%cd` when a phone looks suspiciously out of date. fetch('main.js', { method: 'HEAD' }) .then(r => { const t = r.headers.get('last-modified'); if (!t) return; document.getElementById('build').textContent = 'BUILD ' + new Date(t).toLocaleString('en-GB').replace(',', ''); }) .catch(() => {}); // no header, no line — never a broken start screen // Keyboard, per stage. On the splash Enter/Space starts, T opens the tutorial; on the court screen // 1..N picks and Enter starts; Escape backs out to the splash. addEventListener('keydown', e => { if (!menuUp()) return; menuMusic(); // a key is a gesture too — unlock the theme on a desktop that never taps const stage = intro.dataset.stage; if (e.key === 'Escape') return go('splash'); if (stage === 'splash') { if (e.key === 'Enter' || e.key === ' ') go('courts'); else if (e.key === 't' || e.key === 'T') { tutPage = 0; drawTut(); go('tutorial'); } return; } if (stage === 'tutorial') { if (e.key === 'Enter' || e.key === ' ') tNext.click(); return; } const n = parseInt(e.key, 10); if (n >= 1 && n <= COURTS.length) courtList.children[n - 1].click(); else if (e.key === 'Enter' || e.key === ' ') start(); }); // eaten: any tap or key returns to the title — but only once the death animation has played out, so // a panic tap during the gore burst can't skip it. A modal owns its own gesture (see input.js). // NOT a page reload any more: that reset everything honestly but also tore down the AudioContext, so // the theme restarted from silence. restartRun puts every bag back from a pristine copy, and the // bed that has been playing under the death summary simply carries on into the title screen. const maybeRestart = () => { if (G.modal || G.mode !== 'eaten' || G.eatenT <= EATEN_RESTART) return; restartRun(); intro.hidden = false; go('splash'); }; cv.addEventListener('pointerdown', maybeRestart); addEventListener('keydown', maybeRestart); // hidden shortcut: tap the umpire three times to summon zombie mode early let umpTaps = []; cv.addEventListener('pointerdown', e => { const r = cv.getBoundingClientRect(); const x = (e.clientX - r.left) / r.width * (cv.width / RES); // logical coords const y = (e.clientY - r.top) / r.height * (cv.height / RES); if (x >= 6 && x <= 138 && y >= 6 && y <= 36) { G.logShow = !G.logShow; return; } // scoreboard tap = miss-log overlay const u = proj(UMP_X, 0, COURT.netZ); if (Math.abs(x - u.x) > 16 || y > u.y + 6 || y < u.y - UMP_H * u.s - 8) return; const now = performance.now(); umpTaps = umpTaps.filter(t => now - t < 1600); umpTaps.push(now); if (umpTaps.length >= 3) { umpTaps = []; forceZombies(); } }); requestAnimationFrame(frame); // exposed for in-browser sanity checks and simulated playtests window.T = { TUNE, ball, P, O, score, G, zombies, spawnZombie, spawnRacketZombie, spawnMachine, spawnChapterBoss, piles, gore, parts, pellets, extras, shots, explode, hurtPlayer, killPlayer, splatPoint, solveShot, inServeBox, inCourt, proj, setupPoint, forceZombies, deliverTin, selectWeapon, showModal, dismissModal, startDuel, resolveInterlude, flickTarget, startBossFight, endBossFight, step: dt => update(dt), render, press: keyPressed, get phase() { return G.phase; }, set phase(v) { G.phase = v; } };