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The match gets its own board, and it names what is across the net

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A second plate, drawn rather than tinted (assets/_board.py — _regen.py cannot
do this job: it keys magenta, crops to ink and rescales figures to a common
height, and a scoreboard is a full-bleed rectangle with no figure in it). The
club's bottle-green board is the club's; the match is played on one nobody has
cleaned in a long time, and the ink changes with it — a green 'dim' over dried
blood reads as a printing fault.

Two column changes go with it: the name slot says KEEPER / JUDGE / CHAMPION
instead of THEM (eight characters, `short` on the ladder rows), and the SETS
column is gone in the match, where it was a permanent 0 — the bar under the
board already carries that mode's progress.

Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 5 <noreply@anthropic.com>
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@@ -677,17 +677,19 @@ export const bossArt = ch => ch % 10 === 0 ? BOSS_ART[BOSS_ART.length - 1]
// pace scale on its returns' speed wide scale on how far off centre they may land
// flub scale on its whiff chance speed scale on how fast it covers the ground
// line the personality, said once, on the name plate as it walks on
// short 8 characters, because that is the board's name slot — the match board names
// the thing you are playing instead of calling it THEM
const LADDER_TRAITS = [
{ line: 'HE MOWED THIS LAWN FOR THIRTY YEARS.', speed: 0.85, pace: 0.9, wide: 0.85 },
{ line: 'EVERY BALL OF YOURS IS OUT.', wide: 1.25, flub: 0.8 },
{ line: 'HE WILL NOT BE OVERRULED.', speed: 1.1, flub: 0.7 },
{ line: 'HE HAS SEEN YOUR BACKHAND.', pace: 1.15, wide: 1.1 },
{ line: 'HE IS HERE TO TREAT YOU.', speed: 1.2, pace: 1.1 },
{ line: 'THE CROWD LOVES HIM.', flub: 1.2, wide: 1.3 },
{ line: 'HE RESTRUNG THIS RACKET HIMSELF.', pace: 1.2, flub: 0.75 },
{ line: 'HE CAN HAVE YOU REMOVED.', speed: 1.15, wide: 1.2 },
{ line: 'WITH CREAM.', pace: 1.1, speed: 1.1, wide: 1.15 },
{ line: 'HE RETURNS EVERYTHING.', pace: 1.25, speed: 1.3, wide: 1.25, flub: 0.5 },
{ short: 'KEEPER', line: 'HE MOWED THIS LAWN FOR THIRTY YEARS.', speed: 0.85, pace: 0.9, wide: 0.85 },
{ short: 'JUDGE', line: 'EVERY BALL OF YOURS IS OUT.', wide: 1.25, flub: 0.8 },
{ short: 'UMPIRE', line: 'HE WILL NOT BE OVERRULED.', speed: 1.1, flub: 0.7 },
{ short: 'COACH', line: 'HE HAS SEEN YOUR BACKHAND.', pace: 1.15, wide: 1.1 },
{ short: 'PHYSIO', line: 'HE IS HERE TO TREAT YOU.', speed: 1.2, pace: 1.1 },
{ short: 'MASCOT', line: 'THE CROWD LOVES HIM.', flub: 1.2, wide: 1.3 },
{ short: 'STRINGER', line: 'HE RESTRUNG THIS RACKET HIMSELF.', pace: 1.2, flub: 0.75 },
{ short: 'DIRECTOR', line: 'HE CAN HAVE YOU REMOVED.', speed: 1.15, wide: 1.2 },
{ short: 'SELLER', line: 'WITH CREAM.', pace: 1.1, speed: 1.1, wide: 1.15 },
{ short: 'CHAMPION', line: 'HE RETURNS EVERYTHING.', pace: 1.25, speed: 1.3, wide: 1.25, flub: 0.5 },
];
// Rung N's identity. The chapter roster's own walk is reused wholesale (bossArt), so the champion
// lands on rung 10 exactly as he lands on chapter 10 and the two rosters can never drift apart.