The flight recorder finds the statue with a racket

"can you watch me play in the browser pane and see why I loose". A passive
20Hz recorder sampled his real play: seven losses, and in every single one he
SWUNG (his timing was fine) while the ball died 2-3m to his side and his own
x never moved all game. He had no legs: autoAssist keys off pointer:coarse,
the pane reports a fine pointer, so auto-run was 0 — the exact trap the
verification recipe has warned about for weeks, bitten in live play.

matchAssist 1.15: the match brings its own legs on every device. It is a
tap-timing game; footwork is the game's job. Held keys still override. Pinned
by a test that plays with autoAssist 0 and asserts he runs.

The vignette curve is sqrt(damage): the match pool is 8, so hit one was a 10%
alpha nobody can see. sqrt front-loads it — first blood reads at ~0.3.

This also explains three rounds of disagreement between his reports and my
measurements: my autopilot always had legs (it set autoAssist by hand), his
pane play never did.

47 tests, 12 seeds clean.

Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 5 <noreply@anthropic.com>
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@@ -1312,12 +1312,17 @@ export function update(dt) {
P.x += mx * TUNE.playerSpeed * slow * dt;
P.z += mz * TUNE.playerSpeed * slow * dt;
let assist = 0;
if (!mx && !mz && TUNE.autoAssist > 0 && ball.active && !G.horde && !(G.mgT > 0)) { // auto-fire: you aim by hand, no assist
// THE MATCH BRINGS ITS OWN LEGS, on every device. autoAssist keys off pointer:coarse, so the
// desktop Browser pane (pointer: fine) had NO auto-run at all — the flight recorder showed
// Oliver swinging in every lost point while his x never moved: a statue with a racket. The
// match is a tap-timing game; footwork is the game's job. Held keys still override (mx/mz).
const assistK = G.match ? Math.max(TUNE.autoAssist, TUNE.matchAssist) : TUNE.autoAssist;
if (!mx && !mz && assistK > 0 && ball.active && !G.horde && !(G.mgT > 0)) { // auto-fire: you aim by hand, no assist
// splatter: anything travelling back toward you is yours to run down — your own rebound
// included. The assist puts you there; the volley timing stays honest.
const chasing = ball.lastHit === 'O' || (G.mode === 'splatter' && !G.interlude && ball.vz > 0);
// no `slow` here: tapping must not freeze your legs, or anticipating a shot loses it
const rate = TUNE.playerSpeed * TUNE.autoAssist * dt * (chasing ? 1 : 0.55);
const rate = TUNE.playerSpeed * assistK * dt * (chasing ? 1 : 0.55);
// Run to the ball — then recover. WHERE you recover to is mode-specific and each rule exists
// for a reason:
// GORE SPLATTER recovers in DEPTH ONLY, holding your lane — recovering to HOME.P's x undid