The umpire reads a list, and the bibs come out to meet it

The late game is repetitive because the optimal move never changes: kill the
nearest thing, now. This is the first swing at a mode where it does — a
coaching drill where the umpire CALLS a colour sequence aloud while bibbed
bodies take their marks, and you must put them down in that order while they
walk at you. Uncalled colours are decoys you have to ignore. Two faults is a
double fault and the round is theirs.

Back room only (DRILL TEST, or #drill): this is a feel-test for one question —
tense, or just noisy? — so it keeps its own round count and touches neither
tennis scoring nor the run.

- voiceSeq: voice() drops a line that would start while the umpire is still
  talking, which is fatal for a list. Decode first, queue at accumulated
  offsets, and the anti-overlap rule is satisfied instead of fought.
- Four colours with PIPS as well as hue — red/green alone makes the mode
  unplayable for ~8% of men.
- drawBib is a ponytail-marked overlay that knowingly breaks the sprite rule;
  it is the thing to delete if the mode survives.
- BOTH target pickers snap (flickTarget and zombieTarget). Snapping only the
  slingshot left fifteen tap-serves in a row scoring nothing.
- Contact costs the point, not the run — permadeath stays in the gore mode.
- startDrill disarms the ordinary schedule; updateDrill redeals and logs an
  INVARIANT if anything empties its court.

Eight new tests (24 total) pin the ownership contract both ways, the call
beat, the win, the double fault, the un-winnable-round guard and the death.
PROJECT.md carries the four open questions for the playtest.

Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 5 <noreply@anthropic.com>
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import { TUNE, COURTS, TOURS, EATEN_RESTART, WEAPONS, bossArt } from './config.js';
import { P, O, ball, score, G, setupPoint, selectCourt, selectTour } from './state.js';
import { update, restartRun, keyPressed, solveShot, inServeBox, inCourt, forceZombies, splatPoint, deliverTin, selectWeapon, grantWeapon, showModal, dismissModal, flickTarget, toggleTestMode } from './gameplay.js';
import { startDuel, resolveInterlude, startBossFight, endBossFight } from './beats.js';
import { startDuel, resolveInterlude, startBossFight, endBossFight, startDrill, endDrill } from './beats.js';
import { fitViewport, render, proj, RES, SPRV, LOAD } from './render.js';
import { voice, ambient, menuMusic, menuDuck } from './audio.js';
import { zombies, spawnZombie, spawnRacketZombie, spawnMachine, spawnChapterBoss, piles, gore, parts, pellets, extras, shots, pops, explode, hurtPlayer, killPlayer , spawnBarrel } from './zombies.js';
@@ -220,6 +220,13 @@ document.getElementById('scWeapons').addEventListener('click', () => {
start(); intoSplatter(); toggleTestMode();
});
document.getElementById('scBosses').addEventListener('click', () => go('bosses'));
// THE DRILL, from the back room — the cognitive mode's feel-test. Like the two above it drops
// into a real run first (same loop, same contact rules) and then hands the court to startDrill,
// which refuses if anything else still owns it.
document.getElementById('scDrill').addEventListener('click', () => {
start(); intoSplatter();
startDrill();
});
// The list is built by ASKING bossArt which design each chapter gets, so it can never drift from
// what the run actually spawns — including the champion sitting on chapter 10 rather than 7.
@@ -377,10 +384,12 @@ function laserFire() {
}
// a plain timer, not the load event: this module runs as a module, so `load` may already have gone
if (location.hash === '#laser') setTimeout(laserScene, 600);
// #drill — the same door from a URL, so a phone can be sent straight into the mode
if (location.hash === '#drill') setTimeout(() => { start(); intoSplatter(); startDrill(); }, 700);
requestAnimationFrame(frame);
// exposed for in-browser sanity checks and simulated playtests
window.T = { TUNE, ball, P, O, score, G, zombies, laserScene, laserFire, pause: v => { paused = v !== false; }, spawnZombie, spawnRacketZombie, spawnMachine, spawnChapterBoss, spawnBarrel, grantWeapon, toggleTestMode, piles, gore, parts, pellets, extras, shots, pops, explode, hurtPlayer, killPlayer, splatPoint, solveShot, inServeBox, inCourt, proj, setupPoint, forceZombies, deliverTin, selectWeapon, showModal, dismissModal, startDuel, resolveInterlude, flickTarget, startBossFight, endBossFight,
window.T = { TUNE, ball, P, O, score, G, zombies, laserScene, laserFire, pause: v => { paused = v !== false; }, spawnZombie, spawnRacketZombie, spawnMachine, spawnChapterBoss, spawnBarrel, grantWeapon, toggleTestMode, piles, gore, parts, pellets, extras, shots, pops, explode, hurtPlayer, killPlayer, splatPoint, solveShot, inServeBox, inCourt, proj, setupPoint, forceZombies, deliverTin, selectWeapon, showModal, dismissModal, startDuel, resolveInterlude, flickTarget, startBossFight, endBossFight, startDrill, endDrill,
stats, step: dt => update(dt), render, press: keyPressed,
get phase() { return G.phase; }, set phase(v) { G.phase = v; } };